Flex Offender
New Jersey, United States
 
 
Stop i am confiscating all your trinkets, gadgets, gizmos, whirlygigs and doohickys
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Recent Activity
473 hrs on record
last played on May 19
2,738 hrs on record
last played on May 18
567 hrs on record
last played on May 17
Kelly May 2 @ 10:51pm 
Im six feet from the edge and im thinking
Kelly Feb 17 @ 5:27pm 
opps wanted some initiative so I blew up their entire quadrant, I'm movin' like Oppenheimer
Kelly Nov 23, 2023 @ 8:53pm 
This player has Positive Rizz, Positive Down syndrome, and a Positive attitude, but autism nicked him a little
Kelly Sep 29, 2023 @ 11:18pm 
· Acne
· AIDS
· allergies
· Alice in Wonderland Syndrome (AIWS)
· Alzheimer's disease
· anal abscesses
· anal Cancer
· anal Itching
· anal Tear
· anxiety disorders
· arthritis
· asthma
· astigmatism
· autism
· autoimmune diseases
· Auto-Brewert syndrome
· Attention deficit hyperactivity disorder (ADHD)
· Autistic spectrum disorder (ASD)
· Asbestosis
· bad breath
· Bacterial vaginosis
· benign prostate hyperplasia (BPH)
· bipolar disorder
· body odors
· Bone cancer
· bone placement disorder
· Bowel cancer
· bloating
· brain cancer
· brain damage
· Brain tumours
· Bronchitis
· breast cancer
· candidacies
· cataracts
· carpel tunnel syndrome
· Changes in bowel movements
· celiac disease
· cervical cancer
· Chest infection
· Chest pain
· chicken pox
· Chlamydia
· chronic fatigue syndrome (CFS)
· chronic illness
· cold sores
· colon cancer
Kelly Sep 13, 2023 @ 9:05pm 
Skeeeyeee
Sheen Jul 24, 2023 @ 8:16am 
right pocket full of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, I need a roll of charmin